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<voice style="ominous">Previously on Link Dump</voice>

This week our heroes* battle art, music and tempting librarians.

1. Lawyer Withdraws His Motion Objecting To Breasts Of Opposing Counsel's Wife, But This Is Not Over « Above the Law: A Legal Tabloid - News and Colorful Commentary on Law Firms and the Legal Profession
   • Tim says: How misogynistic do you have to be to be against something for which most misogynists would be cheering?
   • Chris says: Maybe her breasts are too far from the kitchen?
2. Should You Work For Free?
   • Chris says: I'll save you some time: the answer is "no".
   • Tim says: Unless it's YOUR mom. *wink*
   • Chris says: Normally, people use that to make a joke. You're just explaining the flowchart.
3. Hungover Owls
   • Tim says: Normally I'd be against a photoblog involving animals, but the captions so accurately represent a hangover I have to give them cred.
   • Chris says: Some say that beauty is just the recognition of ourself in others.
4. YouTube - The Big LEGOwski
   • Chris says: It turns out that the "E" in LEGO is for "Existentialism".
   • Tim says: ....but where's the "N"? For "Nihilism"?
   • Chris says: No, Donny. Those men are cowards.
5. YouTube - Nolan's Cheddar
   • Tim says: They said, "keep watching because it's funny at the end". I don't know why; I was doubled-over half-way through.
   • Chris says: At the point where Tim laughed, I remebered we had mice once. We high-fived.
6. P:R Redesign: Ferd Poblete's Hipster Heroes! | Project : Rooftop from the amazing Project: Rooftop which is great if you like fashion. Or superheroes. Actually, it's just great.
   • Chris says: Who the hell is 'Tanna?
   • Tim says: It's Zatanna, of course.
   • Chris says: Who the hell is Zatanna?
7. 400 trillion trillion pints of beer lost in space - CosmoBC.com OddNews
   • Chris says: Drunken astronomers find drunken space cloud?
   • Tim says: It's that classic boy meets celestial anomaly story we all love.
8. Dresden Codak/Legend of Zelda Fan Art by Aaron Diaz... the artist behind Dresden Codak
   • Chris says: He draws beautiful art; he recently was feature in a Transmetropolitan anniversary art book. Even if you don't follow Dresden Codak, this art will floor you.
   • Tim says: *hums Legend of Zelda main theme*
9. NiGHTS: Lucid Dreaming | OC ReMix
   • Tim says: A 3-disc album of remixes from an online, amateur community of a game I've never played for a system I've never owned? Sign me up! (Seriously, yes. OCReMix is awesome and makes great music for those who love the bleeps and bloops of videogaming)
   • Chris says: Foremost: it's free. It runs the gamut: compositions that are Vai-esque in nature down to shitty guitar that uses reverb in a way that perturbs me deeply. Tim loves OC Remix, though, and I should admit that I've really benefitted from this, over the years. Take a listen.
10. Man pleads not guilty to battery for allegedly throwing hot water at Starbucks barista in San Diego - latimes.com
    • Chris says: I am 100% certain that these idiots have never watched Seinfeld.
    • Tim says: Not reported: a man is beaten to death by a barrista upon whom hot water was thrown. This is for a reason.
11. What Would Neptune Look Like if it Orbited Earth? (Animation) - Brad BlogSpeed
    • Chris says: We need more interested artists to represent cool science in even cooler visual ways. But really: if you want to feel small, go look up the Hubble Deep Field.
    • Tim says: Symhony of Science - We Are All Connected.
12. Ironworks Distillery's Photos - Wall Photos
    • Chris says: Look, they're winning a design award, but their booze turns out to be delicious.
    • Tim says: Booze... design... no globalisation guilt... I'm so happy.
13. Halifax Public Gardens
    • Tim says: Only locals (i.e. those living in the Halifax area) will care, but guys! Music! Great music! Outside! For Free! Why aren't you there right now?! Oh... it's not yet Sunday.
    • Chris says: I'm pretty sure it should say the The Olympic Symphonium, but it's damn worth checking out. Especially if you're my Internet stalker.
14. Can't Stop the Serenity - Halifax
    • Chris says: Yes.
    • Tim says: Nathan Fillion! I mean... yeah, movie. Totally not gay for him. What are you talking about.
    • Chris says: Do you mean Nathan Fillion or Alan Tudyk? Because I refer you, still, to my previous statement.
15. DavidRapozaArt's deviantART Gallery
    • Chris says: Best Casey Jones ever. Also, find the artist's self-portrait.
    • Tim says: Turtles in a half-shell. Turtle pow-WHAT? Ah, whoa... ok. Since when are Bebop and Rocksteady scary?
16. YouTube - Alien
    • Chris says: The most amazing technology is also fitting all of that information on CD-ROM.
    • Tim says: What? They couldn't be bothered with releasing it on iTunes?
17. And our winner this week is... everyone! Because you get to see this photo: Felicia Day: Hot Librarian
    • Chris says: Why are you coming back to read this? Go back! Go back! You've left paradise!
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*Not actual heroes.